Philosophy is a great delaying tactic for people who can't make up their minds about something
Most popular philosophies in creativia Edit
- Always look people in the eye, even if they're blind just say "I am looking you in the eye"
-The most amazing thing that can happen to you will happen if you just lower you expectations
-Dance until your feet hurt. Sing until your lungs hurt. Act until your william (As in shakespeare) hurts
-If you're every feeling lonely eat in front of a mirror
-It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!
-You can tell al lot about a person from their biography
-Watch a sunrise at least once a day.
-If you love something set it free, unless it's a tiger.
-Never hit a man with glasses... Use your fist!
-Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant.
-There's no such thing as a free lunch... except if you're homeless.
-There are two secrets of the world; on is that not every secret should be told and the other is... I can't tell you.
-Also, if life doesn't give you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to be terrible
-If you are not sure your ears are on your head have some chlorophyll my friend
-The answers my friend are in the chlorophyll